Because he will grip you by the shoulders and wrench you around
and he will bring his bristly mouth to yours and blow
stars
down your throat
until
you are so full
of
light.“You Better Not Cry”, Augusten Burroughs
fucking Karl Urban, I don’t even know
he takes the jobs because he likes acting
WELL GOOD FOR YOU, KARL
GOOD. FOR. YOU.
I’ll just be over here alternately bleaching my eyes and weeping from feels.
